The Hunt Begins

All the crazy shit that happened in the ten days leading up to the appointment of Robert Mueller, including Bela, our heroine, feeding Rocket J Squirrel (aka Donald Trump) a hallucinogenic mushroom.  Crikeys!

Somebody also steals Bela's favorite painting, "Red November." 

Hijinks ensue.  The Series unfolds.

Ivanka arrives at the Russian Embassy on Inauguration Night looking like Galadriel after happy hour in Rivendell, snorts some BeautyBalls in the Lady's Room with Bela and Daniella, then takes the podium and delivers the greatest political speech ever.

And Don Jr. eats Ursula.  Which was fine because nobody liked her.

Rudy, Lev Parnas, Igor Fruman and two thugs arrive at the Artist Geoffrey Raymond's compound in Wyoming and receive an epic beatdown.  After which Rudy is never the same.

Bela, Dany and an MI6 agent sneak into the Metropolitan Corrections Center dressed as nuns and give Jeffrey Epstein his due.

And Dany meets the queen.

Bela gets pissed and shoots Flynn in the ass after a botched mission.  

Ukrainian agent Sonya Beets makes an appearance and repeatedly bones Gaetz, the Rocket and The Girls.  Nobody complains because she's really hot.

Other than the alarming bit with Hannity and the DC police, this book has nothing to do with Vampyres  

The Girls find some creepy shit in Ivanka's bedroom, top secret documents in Jared's study, and "Red November" in the basement.  Which they then promptly lose.  

Actually, Bela loses a lot of things in that basement.

Plus the Beach Boys (in Latin!), J.R.R. Tolkein (a Balrog!), and Herman Mellville (a Whale!).  

Gaetz gets capped.  Bela saves Flynn's life in the Whiite House Mess.  Comey and Rocket J Squirrel come to blows over dinner.  

Ivanka becomes a best-selling author of wolf-porn, which is both unexpected and generally considered her finest achievement.

And the First Tribal Council goes well, generally speaking.

The Rocket hosts a watch party during the Insurrection and magic mushrooms are served.  Everybody gets at least two.

While the band plays "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds," Ivanka turns to Bela, opens her mouth, and it's full of eyeballs.  

Seriously ... Eyeballs!  

I'm still traumatized and I wrote the stuff.

The White Wing, a heavily-armed, ultra-right-wing militia group, enters the Buttercup Charnel Lounge the night of January 5th. 

They arrive expecting a celebration. They depart as hamburger to be served at the Insurrection.  And the Watch Party.

Multiple Sweeney Todd references plus Stella the alcoholic dog arrives.

The Day of the Insurrection:  Mike Pence, hiding for his life in the bowels of the Capitol, undergoes an extraordinary transformation when he chokes on his liverwurst sandwich.  

A new man, he grabs a bullhorn in one hand and his [redacted] in another, marches out onto the Capitol steps and gives the crowd hell.